Stick Figure Grenade - "What a Noob!" Unisex Tee

Lightweight and breathable, this jersey tee carries a cheeky gaming-military mashup that sparks knowing laughs. A minimalist stick-figure soldier tosses a grenade with an exasperated expression above the caption “WHAT A NOOB!”—a crisp, humorous print that reads clearly from a short distance. The crew neck and retail cut give it a clean silhouette that layers well under hoodies or wears solo. Thoughtful construction—side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed collar and tear-away label—keeps the shirt comfortable and long-lasting while the premium Airlume combed cotton feels soft against skin. REACH-certified materials and responsible manufacturing add quiet confidence to a playful design that resonates with gamers, vets, and anyone who enjoys ironic, irreverent humor.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Side seams, shoulder tape and ribbed knit collar for structure and shape retention
- DTF/DTG printed sleeve and neck label options for crisp, vibrant artwork
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; sourced blank from Honduras
- Retail fit with classic crew neckline; color-dependent fabric blends for heather variants

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean